Iowa Caucus

What are the chances of the good people of Iowa making their caucus a 7-way tie at 0%?  Not good, unfortunately.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Newt?

Said it before, I'll say it again...you'd have to be crazy right HERE to want Newt to be the President. Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

THIS guy?!?

You'd have to be crazy right HERE to want Newt to be the President.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Rick Perry?

Vote for Rick Perry?  Are you out of your mind?  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Cain

It is becoming apparent that Cain is not able...to handle being the President.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Chocolate Milk Party 2012!

Yet another reason to like the Chocolate Milk Party...we would never be THIS arrogant or unfeeling.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

JJ vs JJ

Nothing gives one a headache faster than a silly political debate between John Jackson and Jack Johnson. Vote good sense...vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Bat Boy

Don't waste your vote on a Bat Boy lookalike...vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

It's Time For The Chocolate Milk Party

Good morning everyone...feel free to invite your friends and family to join my Chocolate Milk Party. It's a great alternative to the tea party and the coffee party, as well as the Dems and Repubs. It's tastier, too! :)

Russia

Do you think wolves can see Russia from their dens?  Neither do I.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!!!!

Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope from NBC's Parks and Recreation gets the full endorsement of The Chocolate Milk Party!  This country needs more politicians like her!  Vote Leslie Knope in 2012!

Social Media

If the Chocolate Milk Party were in power, it would endorse a slowing of the electronic tsunami of social media...vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Stores and Polls

It's time to go to the store and get some more chocolate milk, and it will be time to go to the polls and vote some more Chocolate Milk Party!

Other parties

Republicans and Democrats need to tone down the rhetoric and do something good for once. The Chocolate Milk Party is cool and refreshing!

Our nation's problems...

Our country has so many problems right now most people don't even know where to begin. I know what won't help...one side of the aisle automatically opposing anything the other side says because it was the other side saying it. The Chocolate Milk Party wants intelligent discussion on issues and practical solutions to problems. Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Happiness is...

Happiness is...not listening to the hateful, negative words the Tea Party spews everywhere.  The Chocolate Milk Party is where it's at.  Much more positive and sensible...definitely sweeter!  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Brand New

We have a brand-spankin' new gallon of chocolate milk in the fridge.  It's also time for some brand-spankin' new ideas in government...cool, refreshing ideas.  Support the Chocolate Milk Party today!

Welcome

Have a cool, frosty, refreshing day!