47% Off

This would be a more appropriate sale if it was 47% off all the Romney merchandise...

Thank Goodness

Thank goodness.  Well done, America.  It's time for this country to chill like my chocolate milk and finally start getting along again!  Now, we are preparing for the Chocolate Milk Party in 2016!

Republicans Don't Like Romney Either

It isn't good when fellow Republicans are saying Mitt Romney can't be trusted.  Make the correct choice for our country on Tuesday!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdV0TdsYp9g

No FEMA Mitt?

Hauling some cases of food and water won't change the things you've said, Mitt Romney.  You have a lot of bad ideas, and you should never become President.

Vote!

The Chocolate Milk Party wants everyone to vote...it's very important.  There IS a difference between the candidates...

Frozen By Fibs

While Mr. Romney resets, unfreezes & tries to remember the false "facts" he has been spouting, let me tell you the truth...

Foreign Policy

The Chocolate Milk Party and Americans everywhere would like a President who knows something about geography...

Cayman Islands Flag?!?

The Chocolate Milk Party is very unhappy with a presidential candidate who feels the need to fly a Cayman Islands flag on a yacht for $1M+ campaign donors.  Wrong country, Mitt.  If you want to keep your millions in foreign accounts, then MOVE there.

Freudian Slip

It would appear that "Freudian Slips" are also possible with clothing.  Obama in 2012 then Chocolate Milk Party in 2016!

Make The Right Choice

The Chocolate Milk Party is scared to death of the fact that he could become President of the United States...great video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGcPVRBts-o

Not Impressed

We're not impressed either, Mckayla...

Election 2012

I believe we could save a lot of Election 2012 time and money if we just had a spelling test instead...

Awesome...LOL

Awesome...LOL

Endorsement

The Chocolate Milk Party is laughing about this, too.  Since there are no ChocoMilkParty candidates on the ballot, the choice in 2012 is clear.  Now we need to have the world chill out and calm down just like my chocolate milk in the fridge!  ChocoMilkParty in 2016!

Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

The Chocolate Milk Party. It's the clear, wise alternative to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party. What is the platform, you ask? Simply this: Our world would be a much better place if we all sat down and found solutions over a tall, frosty glass of chocolate milk, rather than the yelling and screaming and name calling and fear mongering. Cookies are more than welcome. Join today!

1,000 Words, 100,000,000 Votes

This picture SHOULD be worth a thousand words, but hopefully it's worth one hundred million votes...

2012 Vote

The Chocolate Milk Party would rather have Dave Kovic as President of the United States than any of the "real" Republican candidates...Vote ChocoMilkParty in 2012!

Fidel Castro?

I can't tell you how scary it is that Fidel Castro is a voice of reason.  He called this Republican primary race "the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been."  When he's right, he's right...

Three "Winners"

When you have THREE different republican primary winners, it means you have NO good choices. America needs to chill out with the Chocolate Milk Party!

Rick Perry

It appears Rick Perry will be dropping out of the presidential race.  That's probably for the best.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Bad Choices

I think it's safe to say the GOP choices for President are pretty poor.  The USA needs more choices from the Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!  This country needs to make like my chocolate milk and CHILL OUT.