Iowa Caucus

What are the chances of the good people of Iowa making their caucus a 7-way tie at 0%?  Not good, unfortunately.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Newt?

Said it before, I'll say it again...you'd have to be crazy right HERE to want Newt to be the President. Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

THIS guy?!?

You'd have to be crazy right HERE to want Newt to be the President.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Rick Perry?

Vote for Rick Perry?  Are you out of your mind?  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Cain

It is becoming apparent that Cain is not able...to handle being the President.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

Chocolate Milk Party 2012!

Yet another reason to like the Chocolate Milk Party...we would never be THIS arrogant or unfeeling.  Vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!

JJ vs JJ

Nothing gives one a headache faster than a silly political debate between John Jackson and Jack Johnson. Vote good sense...vote Chocolate Milk Party in 2012!